Clevedon Rugby
Reports

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, D.Ashfield, M.Taylor, M.Winter, H.Knowles, G.Towers, D.Vivian, J.Williams, B.Bosley, S.Hunt (c), A.Blundell, J.Shopland, H.Russell, D.Rawle. Replacements: J.Trudgan, N.Tucker, T.Thie.

With both sides in the comfort zone, they played entertaining rugby before a large crowd on a sunny afternoon.

Clevedon had the early pressure and soon took the lead with an excellent try by Mike Lowis, man of the match, after good lines of running by the backs. This was converted by Mike Taylor. Sidmouth hit back with a try from a 5 metre scrum, which was converted.

Clevedon, always looking to run the ball, took a quick tapped penalty resulting in a try in the corner by Dean Ashfield. Clevedon struggled early on in the scrums, but always looked dangerous when running the ball wide.

Alistair Blundell was the next on the scoresheet with a barnstorming run of 40 metres for a try in the corner, which Taylor converted for Clevedon to lead 19-7 at the break.

Clevedon started the second half in fine style with a break by Mike Lowis, putting Oscar James in for a try, which Taylor converted. Clevedon, now with their tails up, increased their lead with a try by Mike Winter. Their final try was scored by James Davis on his return from a long term injury.

If Clevedon thought the game was all over they were mistaken. Sidmouth, known for never giving up, hit back with two late tries, one being converted.

Head coach Nick Hill was pleased with the general play and attitude of the players with special mention of Ali Blundell, Steve Hunt, James Davis and the outstanding Mike Lowis. In fairness they all deserved a mention.

Next Saturday the Colts are at home to Frampton Cotterell. The kick off is at 15:00.

The 3rd XV home game this Saturday against Chew Valley 2nd XV has been postponed until Wednesday, 1st May at 18:30.

Onlooker's View

Well Nick what away to end the season. It was obvious that the players brushed aside the cobwebs from the previous Saturday and got out of the spiders web.

Cobweb corner were happy and enjoyed themselves so much that the Hawthorns bus kept going round Coleridge Vale until, in the end, gave up and took some of the younger players home who could not stand the pace like the old ones.

Joking aside Nick, well done. Next season we will be a year older so God knows what state we will be in.

Coach's Comments

20th April 2013
By Nick Hill

This last game win should see the coach smiling.

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, J.Trudgan, M.Taylor, M.Winter, H.Knowles, G.Towers, D.Vivian, J.Williams, B.Bosley, S.Hunt (c), A.Blundell, J.Shopland, H.Russell, D.Rawle. Replacements: N.Tucker, W.Richardson, D.Bessant.

This was a bad day at the office for Clevedon. Clevedon played knowing that they were in the comfort zone and Bridgwater were fighting to stave off relegation.

Clevedon as normal had some late cry offs, but still fielded a srong set of forwards with a youthful set of backs.

The first half was a poor reflection, by both sides, on South West One rugby. The game was played between the 22's with neither side looking like a try was on the cards.

Clevedon had a player yellow carded and as a result Bridgwater took the lead with a penalty. The score at half time was 3-0.

The second half showed Bridgwater with their tails up and attacking the Clevedon line all the time. Clevedon had a second player sin binned,and the pressure was now on.

Clevedon had possession, but lacked a general in midfield and passes went astray.

Eventually the Clevedon defence cracked and let in four tries mainly due to poor tackling. All tries were converted plus a penalty. An interception try by Oscar James, between the Bridgwater ones, gave Clevedon some hope, but not a lot.

Hopefully lessons will be learnt before Clevedon's last game next week.

Head coach Nick Hill commented that Clevedon saved their worst performance of the season for Bridgwater, but Steve Hunt and Ali Blundell were outstanding.

Next Saturday, Clevedon are at home to Sidmouth in the final match of the season. The kick off is at 15:00.

Preceding this game is a Sponsors, Life Members and Vice Presidents lunch beginning at 13:00.

Onlooker's View

Cobweb Corner were lost for words, which is unusual given the amount of hot air they normally produce. It was noted that coach Nick Hill was seen searching all the nooks and crannies in Clevedon for tackle bags. When he found them they were covered in cobwebs.

Coach's Comments

13th April 2013
By Nick Hill

Losing against his previous club has got to hurt.

An honest appraisal says this was a very disappointing display. Taking nothing away from Bridgy, who thoroughly deserved their win, but this had to be our worst performance of the season.

It would be easy to say we had players missing or that we were safe in the league, but rugby is a contact sport that requires physical commitment, and this just wasn't there on Saturday.

Whilst a few players were busting a gut, others just were not interested and you only have to look at the video on Bridgy's website to see !

Trouble for Cobweb corner chairman again !

Mike Thomas and his lovely wife Ruth were shopping in Morrisons last week when Mike picked up a case of Heineken and put it in the trolley. "What do you think you're doing ?" asked Ruth. "They're on sale, only £15 for 24 cans" said Mike. "Put them back, we can't afford them" said Ruth. Mike dutifully put them back and they carried on shopping. A few aisles later Ruth picked up a £pound;30 jar of face cream and put it in the trolley. "What do you think you're doing ?" asked Mike. "It's my face cream, it makes me look beautiful" Ruth replied. "So does 24 cans of Heineken and they're half the price" said Mike !!!

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, J.Trudgan, D.Ashfield, M.Winter, M.Taylor, H.Knowles, D.Vivian, M.Honour, B.Bosley, S.Hunt (c), A.Blundell, J.Williams, J.Shopland, D.Rawle. Replacements: N.Tucker, W.Richardson, K.Vickery.

This was a good game of rugby with both sides willing to run the ball.

Clevedon took an early lead through a Mike Taylor penalty. North petherton soon hit back with a converted try. They should have scored more, but the final pass went astray on numerous occasions.

Pethy then increased their lead with a penalty. The trusty boot of Mike Taylor kicked two more penalties and on the stroke of half time, a slick handling movement saw Dean Ashfield score a try in the corner, which Taylor converted. Clevedon led 16-10 at the break.

The second half started well for Clevedon with them being awarded a penalty try after good work by Mike Lowis. Taylor converted.

North Petherton applied a great deal of pressure and the Clevedon defence held firm until the last 10 minutes. During this period North Petherton hit a purple patch and scoed three tries wide out and the three conversions denied Clevedon a losing bonus point. Clevedon fielding an under strength side battled well, but on the day the visitors had the upper hand.

Coach Nick Hill was pleased with his youngsters and applauded the performances of Joe Trudgian and Mike lowis and number eight Dave Rawle.

Next Saturday, Clevedon are away to Bridgwater away. The kick off is at 15:00.

Onlooker's View

This was the game that got away. Cobweb Corner got all excited with a 23-10 lead after taking their happy pills. Late in the game they took a different type of pill to slow down the heartbeats. This did not work so, they decided to have a few beers before getting the sunshine bus home. Happy days.

Coach's Comments

6th April 2013
By Nick Hill

The coach is probably speechless after losing this one.

An honest appraisal says this was a very spirited performance and we can count ourselves a little unlucky to have nothing to show for our efforts.

Pethy are a good side and certainly didn't show any effects of playing a cup game mid-week. They started with all guns blazing and had the edge in the set piece, but we more than matched their physicality. Although we struggled early on to get over the gain line, it was pleasing to see we had the ability to change our point of attack by putting some width and pace on the ball. This asked some serious questions of the Pethy defence and gave us the edge for the mid part of the game.

Our defence has rarely been more committed this season and with 10 minutes left it looked like we could hold out for a good victory. But credit to Pethy, who are still in contention for a play-off spot. They threw everything at us and inevitably cracks appeared in our defence and we let them in for three tries in quick succession. Although the lads were disappointed they can hold their heads up high as they put their bodies on the line in a determined display.

Cobweb corner chairman Mike Thomas and his wife Ruth go to the Tenby Fair every year, and every year Mike says "I'd like to have a ride in that helicopter" and Ruth replies "I know Mike, but that helicopter ride is 50 quid, and 50 quid is 50 quid".

This year the pilot overheard their conversation and said "I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both for a ride and if you can stay quiet for the entire ride, and not say a word, I won't charge you. But one word and it's 50 quid"

Mike and Ruth agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. He did daredevil trick after trick, but still no word. When they landed the pilot turned to Mike and said "Blimey, I did my best to get you to yell out but you didn't – I'm impressed". Mike replied "Well I almost said something when Ruth fell out, but as she said, 50 quid is 50 quid" !!

Team: J.Tucker, M.Winter, M.Carpenter, M.Taylor, W.Richardson, H.Knowles, G.Towers, D.Vivian, J.Williams, B.Bosley, A.Blundell, S.Hunt, H.Russell, D.Rawle, K.Vickery.Replacements: M.Brothers, N.Tucker, N.Hill.

This was Clevedon's third game in eight days. They fielded an under strength side and took the opportunity to blood youngsters. On a bitterly cold day, both sides played running rugby. Anything to keep themselves warm.

North Dorset took the lead when a penalty attempt hit the post. The hosts reacted quicker than Clevedon and scored a good try in the corner. Clevedon soon got on the board with a penalty from Mike Taylor.

Clevedon, mostly having the edge in the forwards, applied pressure on the hosts line resulting in Harvey Russell going in for a try, which Taylor converted for Clevedon to lead 10-8 at the break.

The second half was much of the same with cold hands creating errors, but it was Clevedon who increased their lead with an excellent try by Matthew Carpenter. Clevedon now seemed to be cruising to victory, but had a player yellow carded. This helped North Dorset's cause and they scored a good converted try. Mike Taylor then eased the situation by kicking a penalty.

Clevedon still were playing with 14 men and the pressure was on. Then the hero of the hour appeared. Nick Hill the Clevedon coach, to great cheers, took to the field to steady his troops.H is zest and experience steadied the boat until the last minute when North Dorset scored a try in the corner. The conversion kick failed.

The game was won as the jubilant coach and his warriors left the field. The coach did not pass on his weekly comments due to lack of oxygen.

This weekend on Easter Saturday, the Colts are at home to Caldicott and the kick off is at 14:30. On Eater Monday the thirds are at home to WSM and the kick off is at 15:00

Clevedon first's next game is at home to North Petherton on Saturday 6th April. The kick off will at 15:00 preceded by the usual Vice President's lunch.

Onlooker's View

Well, it was close to call. The players just did enough and Cobweb Corner also just survived the bitter weather.

It took several minutes after the game for the old boys to get warm. They looked back on the day with hope, having seen the coach take the field just to keep warm in the scrum and slow the game down. Thanks Nick for giving us a topic for discussion and the fact that it is never too late to achieve your ambitions.

Coach's Comments

23rd March 2013
By Nick Hill

Coach Hill plays for the first time in years.

An honest appraisal says this was a good away win against a determined North Dorset side. Although North Dorset are the basement side of the league they are still a more than capable rugby side. Unlike previous seasons there are no whipping boys in this league and you cannot afford to underestimate any team on their home turf. So to get a victory with yet again a reshuffled side, was most satisfactory.

The way the lads have performed since Christmas has been nothing short of brilliant, you only have to go back a couple of seasons to a time when, if one or two regulars were missing, capitulation and defeat were almost a certainty. This year we have had a nightmare injury list, commitment problems (genuine or otherwise) and have rarely been in a position where the same team can be fielded two weeks running. Because of this players are constantly being required to play out of position and sometimes even on the day of the game, so to pull off the results we have is great credit to them.

This week the lads have had a much deserved week off and very much look forward to the visit of North Petherton on Saturday.

I can confirm that the grey haired player? striding majestically onto the pitch, wearing Bill Beaumont replica boots, was indeed myself and not a member of Cobweb Corner. In the lung bursting, eye blurring ten minutes I was on the field, one memory will stay with me for some time to come. Whilst at the bottom of a ruck (the only one I was involved in !), I overheard a Dorset player comment "steady on lads that old blokes at the bottom". Maybe it's a case of the mind writing a cheque the body can't cash.

PS Does anyone want to buy a pair of replica Bill Beaumonts !!

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, D.Ashfield, M.Taylor, M.Winter, H.Knowles, G.Towers, D.Vivian, J.Williams, B.Bosley, S.Hunt (c), A.Blundell, M.Carpenter, J.Shopland, D.Rawle. Replacements: N.Tucker, J.Tucker, J.Trudgan, D.Bessant, W.Richardson.

This was a fast moving Somerset Cup Semi final. Clevedon took the lead in the first minute with a try by Matthew Carpenter from a well executed line out move. Mike Taylor converted from the touchline.

Old Reds soon applied pressure on the Clevedon line, but it was Clevedon who increased their lead with a Mike Taylor penalty.

Clevedon found it difficult to cope with the Reds fast moving backs and within minutes they had drawn level with a penalty and a converted try. A loose pass in midfield was snapped up by Reds and they took the lead with a converted try. Before the break Reds increased their lead with a penalty to lead 20 -10 at the half time whistle.

The second half followed the same pattern with both sides intent on running rugby. Mike Taylor kicked a penalty, but Reds replied in kind.

An interception by Steve Hunt from half way saw the lock score a try to reduce the deficit. Both sides then exchanged penalties with Taylor scoring for Clevedon.

In the dying moments, Reds scored a try wide out and with the last kick of the game a penalty.

A good performance from a young side who face North Dorset Away on Saturday.The kick off is at 14:30.

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, J.Trudgan, D.Ashfield, M.Winter, M.Taylor, H.Knowles, D.Vivian, J.Williams, B.Bosley, S.Hunt (c), A.Blundell, M.Carpenter, H.Russell, D.Rawle. Replacements: T.Dauncey, D.Bessant, W.Richardson.

Clevedon played well in the first half, but were swamped on the flood plains of Chard during the second half.

Chard scored a try in the first minute with a well executed move, aided by weak tackling. This was converted. In wet heavy conditions Clevedon played some good rugby and scored an excellent try with the ball moving across the line for Oscar James to score wide out.

Clevedon had the territorial advantage, but due to conditions and a stout Chard defence, were kept at bay. Poor defensive work let in Chard for their second try and a little while later a forward trundle by the heavier Chard pack saw them score a converted try on the half time whistle.

The second half started with a hail storm and it was credit to both sides to get on with the game and do their best. The Chard pack now took over and scored three push over tries with one being converted.

In between Clevedon scored a good try from a lineout move by jack Williams.

The latter half of the game was controlled by the weather and all, including the supporters were glad to hear the final whistle.

Head coach Nick Hill said "We were second best up front, maybe we had one eye on the cup semi final on Tuesday night. Mike Lowis was outstanding."

On Tuesday, 19th march Clevedon have a Somerset Cup Semi Final against Old Reds at Weston-Super_Mare. The kick off is at 19:30.

Next Saturday, Clevedon are away to North Dorset. The kick off is at 14:30.

Onlooker's View

What a day. Travelled to Chard on the sunshine bus, watched a game of water polo. The Boys tried hard, but some struggled to swim. Broke the sound barrier coming up the motorway to see another swamp, this time by Whales who could swim. Great night at the Hawthorns overlooking the Promised Land.

Coach's Comments

13th March 2013
By Nick Hill

An honest appraisal says we were well beaten on a heavy pitch that suited the home team's strengths. Twice this season we have met Chard in difficult circumstances and without doubt they have the best set piece in the league, both scrum and driving lineout are excellent and in both areas they took us to the cleaners.

However, in the first half we did enjoy the lion's share of possession and although our backs looked dangerous, we were unable to turn possession into points. When Chard did get into our half poor defence, or an unwillingness to tackle, led to three gifted tries.

Sadly, things got worse in the second half, both the conditions and our play and maybe our semi-final on Tuesday didn't help. Hopefully when we meet Chard next season it will be on dry pitch and I'm confident that the outcome will be different.

"Crunchers cousin 'Muncher' streaks" !!

I was a little disappointed with Cobweb Corner, who had strict instructions to cause a distraction or get the game abandoned, should we go two scores behind. "Don't worry" said Mike Thomas, "Crunchers got family down here and we have a fool proof plan, his cousin Muncher will do a streak and pinch the ball".

At three tries to one down the signal was made to Mike to get Muncher on, "He's in the bar trying to build up some dutch courage" said Mike. It was a full 35 minutes later and 5 tries to 1 down, when a naked, milky white, zombie like man in the late autumn of his years, was forcefully helped on to the pitch. It was obvious to all that this was Cruncher's relation as the biggest part of his body was dangling between his legs !!

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, J.Trudgan, M.Taylor, M.Winter, H.Knowles, G.Towers, T.Dauncey, J.Williams, B.Bosley, A.Blundell, D.Vivian, M.Carpenter, J.Shopland, D.Rawle (c). Replacements: N.Tucker, D.Ashfield, B.Purcel.

On a wet and heavy pitch both sides tried to play running rugby. Both defences were solid and restricted both sides to one try each.

Cullompton started well and Clevedon had to dig deep to keep them at bay. Clevedon gradually got into the game and took the lead with a penalty by Mike Taylor. Clevedon continued to apply the pressure and increased their lead with another penalty through the boot of Mike Taylor.

Cullompton missed an easy penalty attempt and on the stroke of half time Mike Taylor kicked a penalty from the touch line to give Clevedon a 9 point lead.

Alistair Blundell was superb in the lineout and dominated this area of the game.

The second half saw Cullompton get on the score board with a penalty. Clevedon had plenty of possession, but did kick too much ball away with little chips over the top. All this did was give away possession to a side who wanted to run the ball back at you.

Cullompton had a player sin binned. During this period Mike Taylor dropped a goal. Cullompton hit back with a penalty and a try from a lineout. This brought the score to 12-11 in Clevedon's favour.

During a Clevedon attack a loose ball was kicked through for Dean AShfield to dive on to score a try under the posts. Taylor converted.

With the final kick of the game Cullompton kicked a penalty to gain a losing bonus point.

Head coach Nick Hill commented that it was a good win over a tough side. The lads battled hard for each other with Matt Carpenter, Mike lowis, James Shopland and Ben Purcell well to the fore.

On Tuesday, 19th march Clevedon have a Somerset Cup Semi Final against Old Reds at Weston-Super_Mare. The kick off is at 19:30.

Next Saturday, Clevedon are away to Chard. The kick off is at 14:30.

On Tuesday, 19th march Clevedon have a Somerset Cup Semi Final against Old Reds at Weston-Super_Mare. The kick off is at 19:30.

Visit Derek Lilly's photos here.

Onlooker's View

Good result.

Cobweb Corner, showing their stamina, survived the whole game and relaxed afterwards in their casual blazers. There is a great deal of interest in the eye catching blazers and the Cullompton committee wanted to know whether there were any deck chairs left on Weston beach. Jealousy will get them nowhere.

Coach's Comments

13th March 2013
By Nick Hill

Another win at home for discussion.

An honest appraisal says it was a hard fought win against a tough side, Cully are always hard to beat and definitely one of the toughest sides to break down and they always play for 80 minutes. So to get 4 points is pleasing.

On a heavy pitch we defended well and, although they had their fair share of possession early on, they never looked like scoring. Our set piece went well and our lineout is improving. If there is a criticism, we still kicked away too much ball and this is what kept them in the game. However, some of the lads are new to playing certain positions so it is all about gaining experience. One thing is for sure, the spirit is getting better each week, as was proved when Cullompton scored to go a point behind and with the game finely in the balance the lads battled superbly, to gain the win.

There has been lots of speculation about the 'infamous' Clevedon blazer wearers. People want to know more - "do they belong in a band?" Are they ice-cream sellers, Butlins reps, Cruise line entertainers, SAGA reps, a Crown bowls team, Bingo callers, Deck chair attendants or what? One source has even suggested that the No Necks and Cobweb Corner have formed their own geriatric male voice choir, aptly named "The Flaming Pharmaceuticals".

If anyone has any further information on the purpose of this mysterious group of geriatrics, please contact the club.

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, D.Isaacs, M.Taylor, M.Winter, H.Knowles, G.Towers, D.Vivian, J.Williams, B.Bosley, A.Blundell S.Hunt (c), M.Carpenter, J.Davis, D.Rawle. Replacements: J.Trudgan, T.Dauncey, J.Shopland.

This was a well earned 5 points and very welcome as the season draws to a climax. Clevedon got off to a flying start with a try in the first 5 minutes. Dave Rawle claimed a push over try. Mike taylor converted.

They soon increased their lead with an excellent try after a fine run by Mike Winter was finished off by Mike Lowis. Taylor again converted. Clevedon showed their power and advantage in the scrums and took numerous balls against the head.

Wadebridge, having made a slow start, got into the game with a penalty and soon added to their score with a try after bad tackling in midfield. Clevedon had ample possession, but the final pass was far too casual and gave away possession.

Wadebridge lost possession near the Clevedon line and a great counter attack by Mike Winter saw him run the length of the field to score a fine individual try, which Taylor converted. Wadebridge never gave up and a good forward surge rewarded them with a converted try. Clevedon led 21-15 at the turn around.

The second half was a hard battle with Clevedon having to defend. Clevedon then had a player yellow carded. The visitors kicked a penalty. Mike Taylor replied in kind.

Clevedon then received a second yellow card and were reduced to 13 men. Clevdon still dominated the scrums, but both sides were good in the linesout. A clever kick to the corner by Mike Lowis, showing good vision, forced Wadebridge to concede a lineout from which Clevedon scored a try from a catch and drive. Tony Dauncey emerged with the ball to claim the try.

Wadebridge striving for a losing bonus point were denied by some sterling defensive work.

Coach Nick Hill was pleased with the win, but says there is still a great deal of hard work to be done. He was pleased with the work of the front five and the performance of the young boys in the backs, supported well by the vintage Mike Lowis.

Next Saturday, Clevedon are at home to Cullompton. The kick off is at 14:30 preceded by a Vice President's lunch is at 13:30. Blazers will be worn.

Onlooker's View

Great result. Some of the passes and off loading was as casual as the Cobweb Corner blazers.

Coach's Comments

3rd March 2013
By Nick Hill

Things are improving - what will he say?

An honest appraisal says yes, it is always pleasing to get a bonus point victory and to put a bit of breathing space between us and the wrong end of the table. We definitely had the edge in the set piece and looked dangerous when we had the ball in hand. However, scoring early on did us no favours, we lost our shape a little trying to force the pass and score off first phase, which in turn allowed them to get into the game. Unlike previous games though, we kept our heads and controlled the game.

The lads are trying to play an attractive brand of rugby, which is evident from the tries we are scoring. Our defence, or should I say first up tackling, needs a little attention, as does our discipline - we can't keep playing with 14 men, as proved against Old Reds.

One thing that is very noticeable though is the team spirit, which is the best it has been all season.

In the club house after the match Cobweb chairman Mike Thomas was boasting to me about his new hearing aid "the most expensive one I've ever had" he said "it cost £500", "hat kind is it" I asked, "half past four" he replied !!!

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, J.Trudgan, D.Ashfield, M.Winter, H.Knowles, G.Towers, N.Tucker, J.Williams, B.Bosley, A.Blundell ,K.Vickery, M.Carpenter, J.Davis, S.Hunt (c). Replacements: D.Vivian, M.Taylor, R.Smith.

Well what a game of rugby. A typical local derby. A game of two halves.Both sides gave their all on a pitch that gave credit to the ground staff for getting the game on.

Old Reds took an early lead with a penalty. Clevedon's young side soon hit back with a well deserved try by wing Oscar James.

The game was end to end with both defences on top. A slick move by the Old Reds backs split open the home defence for a converted try. Clevedon then received a yellow card and during the period of Clevedon with only 14 players Old Reds stuck home a penalty and a good try, which was converted to lead 20-5 at the break.

The second half started badly for Clevedon with the same player receiving his second yellow, which then became a red card.

Clevedon, now down to 14 players for the rest of the game, had to dig deep. This they did to good effect. From a scrum Dean Ashfield crashed over for a try, which Mike Taylor converted.

A clever kick through by George Towers saw the lightening Ashfield flash over for his second try. Taylor again converting.

The game, for the remaining 10 minutes, became frantic with Clevedon being pulled down short of the line on numerous occasions. The Old Reds defence was at full stretch, but held firm.

Old Reds worked a clever handling movement to score a try in the corner to seal victory. But it was not all over yet.

The visitors had two players sin binned in the final 5 minutes, but Clevedon just could not get over the white wash. Nick Hill Clevedon's head coach was proud of his braves and with 14 men for the second half he thuoght it was an heroic display with Mike Lowis, Dean Ashfield, Mike Taylor, Steve Hunt and George Towers well to the fore.

Next Saturday, Clevedon are at home to Wadebridge. The kick off is at 14:30 and the usual scrumptious Vice President's lunch is at 13:30.

Onlooker's View

Well, another exciting day. Cobweb Corner helped to get the pitch fit and it was worth it. Some were so tired that they failed to adorn their blazers, because their shoulders were knackered from their exploits of playing in the sand and sawdust.

It is understood they all slept well that night and did not need any sedation.

Coach's Comments

23rd January 2013
By Nick Hill

A close affair with a little bit of controversy.

An honest appraisal says it was a hard afternoon for one reason or another, but the lads can pat themselves on the back after gaining a bonus point. Especially when you consider we were 20-5 down, with 14 men and 25 minutes left to play and no one would have blamed us if we had capitulated.

Reds are a good side and tested our resolve early on forcing us to concede penalties, but when we had a player in the bin they took full advantage to streak ahead. When the same player was then sent off, for a similar offence, in the second half it looked ominous. However, the lads upped their game and threw everything they had at Reds. Maybe Reds took their foot of the throttle thinking the game was already won ,but regardless, it made for an exciting last quarter of the game.

One thing is for sure my hair is getting whiter by the week and Cobweb Corner are getting closer to meeting Elvis, but the experience the young lads are gaining will stand us in good stead for the future.

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, D.Isaacs, J.Trudgan, M.Winter, H.Knowles, G.Towers, N.Tucker, J.Williams, B.Bosley, A.Blundell, S.Hunt (c), M.Carpenter, J.Davis, D.Rawle. Replacements: K.Vickery, D.Vivian, J.Tucker.

This was one of Clevedon's better performances of the season. Due to injuries and players not available, Clevedon fielded 10 players under the age of 21.

Cleve took an early lead with a penalty. Mike Lowis soon replied in kind. Clevedon playing up the slope capitalised on a dropped ball in midfield and Joe Trudgian scored a fine try.The game was end to end and Cleve equalised with a try from a forward drive.

Clevedon, with their heads up, soon regained the lead with a blindside move enabling Oscar james to score in the corner. Clevedon led 13-8 at the break.

The second half started with Clevedon on the attack and winger Mike Winter went over for a try. Clevedon were then under pressure and gave away a penalty and had a player sin binned. From the ensuing lineout Cleve scored a try.

This did not deter Clevedon and with only 14 men, good support play saw Oscar James score his second try, which Harry Knowles converted. Cleve now threw everything at Clevedon, but their defence held firm.

With the last move of the game Cleve scored a good try in the corner. A great 5 points away from home.

Head coach Nick Hill said "A great result with a makeshift team of which there were 5 backs under the age of 20. Hard to single out players, but father and son Neil and Joe Tucker, Mike Lowis, Dan Isaacs, James Davis and Joe Trudgian were all outstanding and it just goes to show the benefit of our youth policy."

Next Saturday, Clevedon are at home to Old Redcliffians in a rearranged league match. The kick off is at 14:30 and the usual Vice President's lunch is at 13:30.

Onlooker's View

Cobweb Corner travelling in the bus to the game were very apprehensive about the team selection. Having had a few pints and a few health tablets before the game they settled down to watch a superb team performance.

In fact it was so good that more tablets were taken at half time to calm the heart beats. At the end, the trip home was a happy one with the bladders bursting, but refilled back at the clubhouse.

Thank you boys for making a lot of old men happy.

Coach's Comments

9th January 2013
By Nick Hill

Nick 'Over the' Hill will be very pleased about this week's pulsating game at Cleve.

An honest appraisal says this was a very good performance and definitely our best away day this season. As has been proved there are no easy games in SW1 anymore, every side is a difficult proposition at home and Cleve are no different.

To go there and play the way we did, especially with a makeshift back line, was very impressive. We had the edge in the set piece, defensively our line speed was good and every time our backs got the ball we looked like scoring.

To get the bonus point win was excellent and, but for a bit of white line fever, we could have scored more. Most importantly however this was without doubt the most selfless, team like performance of the season, no moaning, 18 players working and playing for each other and all this with 10 players under the age of 20 years.

There won't be many sides in the league that can boast the same, especially home grown players. Our goal was always to play rugby and score tries, so to see things we have worked on in training coming to fruition is always rewarding and the lads will only grow in confidence from this.

Cobweb Corner awarded their much sought after 'Werthers original MOTM award' to stalwart Neil Tucker, after his fine performance. The sprightly 40 something year old, put in a tenacious and tireless performance, including a tremendous sprint down the touch line late on, moving faster than a cart horse with a last minute reprieve from the knackers yard. Unfortunately, he was undone by his own cigar impaired lung capacity, just yards short of the line. Truly a sight to behold !!

Mike Thomas commented "Neil is a true inspiration to short, rounded, middle aged, hairy blokes everywhere".

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, D.Ashfield, M.Taylor, J.Trudgan, T.Thie (c), G.Towers, A.Giltrow, J.Williams, B.Bosley, A.Blundell, S.Hunt, M.Carpenter, J.Davis, D.Rawle. Replacements: H.Knowles, D.Vivian, N.Tucker.

After a month of inaction Clevedon came out of the blocks with all guns firing. They took an early lead with a blindside try by Oscar James. This lead was increased when Alistair Blundell went over from a catch and drive at the lineout.Mike Taylor converted.

Clevedon then had two players sin binned. During this period Camborne scored two tries from catch and drives at the lineout with one being converted.

On a heavy pitch Camborne's big heavy pack started to dominate. A Mike Taylor penalty helped Clevedon lead 15-12 at the break.

The second half, despite the heavy pitch, saw both sides giving everything and it was Camborne who took the lead with yet another catch and drive try, which was converted. Clevedon had ample possession but tended to kick the ball instead of passing and keeping possession.

Mike Taylor reduced the lead with a penlty. A fine midfield break by Dean Ashfield put Mike Taylor in under the posts. He converted his own try. This all happened when Camborne had a player sin binned then had a player red carded.

Clevedon were now playing with their tails up and a quick tapped penalty saw Dave Rawle score a try. Taylor added the points.

Camborne started to gel again and scored another try from a catch and drive, which was converted. In the dying minutes Camborne won the game with a push over try. The conversion sealed the win.

Clevedon battled gallantly, but they suffered two serious injuries, which will not help their cause for the remainder of the season.

Next Saturday, Clevedon are away to Cleve. The kick off is at 14:30. On Sunday, they entertain Bristol Harlequins in the Somerset Cup with a 14:30 kick off.

Onlooker's View

Well here we are again back in action. What a game. Cobweb Corner could not cope with the excitement. They, although it was a cold day, suffered hot flushes and rapid heart beats, which the coach will now have to contend with as he has now reached the grand old age of 50.

A different can of excitement lingered long into the night at the coaches birthday celebrations. Cobweb Corner, given a late pass by The hawthoens, found it hard to cope watching the young ladies dancing. All they could do was tap their feet until the bus turned up. Good luck Nick.

Coach's Comments

9th January 2013
By Nick Hill

Now that he's fifty years old, will his musings continue to be sensible?

An honest appraisal says we should have won this game; it was definitely one that got away. From a spectators point of view I'm sure it was an exciting game, two very contrasting styles, us trying to play with width and pace and Camborne with their catch and drive, ten man style of rugby.

With 20 minutes to go, 13 points up and playing against 14 men we should have deprived them of the ball and closed out the game. But indecision and a very determined Camborne side, proved otherwise.

There were some positives though, we played some good rugby at times, scored four tries along the way, took two bonus points off second in the league, and all this after a month off.

The major disappointment was the loss of skipper Tom Thie (broken thumb) and influential tight head, Alex Giltrow (broken jaw), both needing surgery and both will not play again this season, adding to what is already a considerable injury list !

The lads definitely did not give up and their attitude and willingness to work for each other is plain for all to see and with nine league games left we are keen to build on this performance.

Although it is true that I am now 50 I'm still not old enough for cobweb corner, I did however seek the chairman's advice on getting older. I asked Mike Thomas on how to avoid temptation he said "don't worry, as you get older temptation avoids you!!!" He also added " 3 things happen when you get older, first you lose your memory and he forgot what the other two were!!". Cheers Mike.

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, M.Carpenter, M.Taylor, M.Winter, T.Thie (c), G.Towers, A.Dauncey, J.Williams, B.Bosley, A.Blundell, S.Hunt, H.Foley, J.Davis, D.Rawle. Replacements: H.Knowles, A.Giltrow, D.Vivian.

This was a hard fought local derby played on a heavy pitch.

Clevedon playing down the slope did not take their chances and only scored a penalty by Mike Taylor. The Thornbury backs looked dangerous with ball in hand and Clevedon's defence was at stretching point for most of the game.

Thornbury equalised with a penalty and took the lead with a try before half time. Clevedon's line out did not function and too many first time tackles were missed.

The second half saw Thornbury batter the Clevedon line, but Clevedon defended gallantly. A break away and a controlled dribble by George Towers for over 60 metres resulted in a penalty try, which Taylor converted.

Thornbury took the lead with a penalty and did enventually score the winning try, which was converted, to deny Clevedon a losing bonus point.

Coach Nick Hill commented that despite little quality ball Clevedon did well. Unfortunately, Harley Foley dislocated his knee. Good performances from Mike Lowis, Steve Hunt and George Towers.

Next week, Clevedon are at home to Old Redcliffians. The usual Vice Pesident's lunch is at 13:30 and the kick off is at 14:30.

Onlooker's View

A cold windy day, but we all survived thanks to the flasks of whiskey provided by The Hawthorns. The boys battled well in heavy conditions just like we used to do in the good old days. Keep battling boys. We will always be there to support you as long as they let us out in this bitter weather.

Coach's Comments

16th January 2013
By Nick Hill

An honest appraisal says it was a tough afternoon and to leave empty handed was a little disappointing, even though Thornbury had the lions share of possession and deserved their win.

We did have the edge in the scrums in the first half, but our lineout just didn't function.

The spirit the lads showed was very good and it looked like we might have got something out of the game when Mike Lowis and Andy Davis made a fine counter attack mid-way through the second half, but indecision let us down. Then we were awarded a kickable penalty, which would have given us a bonus point, but we opted for the scrum and unfortunately lost possession.

In fairness we have rode our luck a couple of times against Thornbury and it is always a tough place to go, even with a full strength side, so with a couple missing it was a big ask.

The biggest disappointment was the loss of Harley Foley (knee injury), who has been outstanding since his return from a long injury lay off.

Clevedon Blazers

Unbelievably, there are still three of these beautifully made garments available at a cut down price. Interested parties must have a 62" chest, a 15" waist and 3 arms and should contact either of Gentleman Jim McVeigh or Cruncher 'The Tape' Crane.

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, M.Carpenter, M.Taylor, M.Winter, T.Thie (c), G.Towers, A.Dauncey, J.Williams, B.Bosley, A.Blundell, S.Hunt, H.Foley, J.Davis, H.Russell. Replacements: H.Knowles, A.Giltrow.

This was a great start to the new year.

Clevedon had the early pressure, but it was Oldfield who took the lead with a penalty. Clevedon soon hit back through their power scummaging and took the lead with a push over try by Harvey Russell.

Mike Winter increased the lead with a good wing try in the corner. Mike Taylor converted. Clevedon, now playing with their tails up, handled the length of the field with good support play and off loading for George Towers to snipe over for a try, which Taylor converted. Clevedon's forward dominance again resulted in a try for Tony Dauncey.

Oldfield, whose sharp backs ran everything, were rewarded with two tries before the break. Clevedon led 24-13 at half time.

The second half showed Oldfield dominating play and scored a converted try to put pressure on the Clevedon defence. This held out and Clevedon through their pack, gradually got out of their half.

Up the slope of the school pitch, the pack dominated the set scums and forced Oldfield to concede penalties of which Mike Taylor kicked four.

On the final whistle Alex Giltrow scored under the posts for Taylor to convert. In the end a good win.

Nick Hill head coach said "it was a great way to start the new year. The lads had trained hard over the festive period and started to look and play as a team. Great perfomances from Blaise Bosley, Harley Foley (MOTM), Mike Taylor and Ali Blundell.

Next week, Clevedon are away to Thornbury. Kick off is at 14:30.

Onlooker's View

Great satisfaction.

As Cobweb Corner consists of former front row forwards, we were delighted with the scrummaging. Just like it was in our hey day. It was so impressive that coach Nick Hill asked the top Cobweb to register him as a front row player. At his age, First Eleven (the player registration police) questioned whether there was a mistake with the age. Cobweb Corner being discreet said it that it was the truth and not a joke.

Coach's Comments

7th January 2013
By Nick Hill

An honest appraisal says yes, to record our biggest win of the season, in the first game of this year, was very pleasing and our first half attacking display was the best performance for some time. It was obvious to everyone which side had worked hard over the Xmas period as Oldfied were definitely shell shocked early on.

Oldfield did however come back well at us and asked a few questions, reducing the lead to only four points. What was impressive for me though was the way the lads dug deep and reclaimed control of the game and in doing so looked like a team that was prepared to play for each other.

One thing is for sure it wouldn't have done confidence any harm, but as I've said before you are only as good as your last game and it's all about building and increasing on your performances.

Thanks again to Dan Meredith and Body Management for kicking our asses over Xmas and also to Nick Davis and the Equestrian Centre for the use of their facility.

Cobwebs present

Saturday was Capt Tom Thie's birthday and as tradition states he was due a birthday drink or in this case drinks - One pint and six small, foul smelling, dark yellowish concoctions, all of which Tom bravely downed. Shortly afterwards however, Tom was violently sick and when he finally came to his senses he was keen to know just what the foul smelling shots were. Nobody seemed to be able to confirm the identity of the mystery drink, however six of cobweb corners sample bottles were missing !

This bristol combination Cup quarter final was played in wet blustery conditions on a heavy pitch. Dings took an early lead through a dropped goal.

Playing down the slope with their heavy pack suited the home side and Dings increased their lead with a try from a lineout, which was converted.

Clevedon gradually got into the game and were not overawed by their opposition. Dings went further ahead with another try from a lineout move, which again was converted.

Clevedon had ample possession, but found the home defence solid. Before the break, missed tackles presented a third try, which was converted. Dings led 24-0 at half time.

The second half showed Clevedon with the territorial advantage, but they could not score. Dings kicked two penalties and in the dying minutes Mike taylor dropped a goal.

Head coach Nick Hill said "on a very heavy pitch Clevedon's young players performed well against a side two leagues above them. Young boys like Harley Foley, James Davis and colt Joe Tucker were excellent and old man Tony Dauncey loved the conditions to play at his pace."

Next week, Clevedon are at home to Oldfield Old Boys. Kick off is at 14:30.

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, M.Carpenter, G.Towers, D.Burns, M.Taylor, H.Knowles, A.Dauncey, J.Williams, B.Bosley, A.Blundell, S.Hunt (c), H.Foley, H.Russell, D.Rawle. Replacements: K.Soper, J.Davis.

This game was played on a heavy pitch, which nullified running rugby. Clevedon started well against a bigger pack better suited to the weather.

Clevedon, despite the elements, tried to play rugby in front of their loyal supporters of cobweb corner and the no necks. They took the lead through a Mike taylor penalty. Taylor repeated the act for Clevedon to lead 6-0.Before the break Paignton scored a try from a catch and drive at the lineout. Clevedon led 6-5 at the turn.

The second half saw the home pack raise their game and it was only good defence by Clevedon that kept them at bay. The young Clevedon side dogged it, with prop Blaise Bosley in outstanding form.

Clevedon's lineout was not up to normal standard, but this was most probably down to the wet conditions. Paignton took the lead with a converted try with 10 minutes to go.

Clevedon now threw caution to the wind and tried to run the ball out of defence instead of kicking their way out of trouble. trying to secure a losing bonus point, which in the end they deservedly got.

Head coach Nick Hill commented "The heavy conditions suited the tight play of Paignton and denied us the ability to move the ball wide with any pace, but a point on such a bad surface, with a reshuffled side, is a positive".

All 17 players performed well and showed commitment. Merry Christmas.

Next week, Clevedon 2xv and Colts are away to Caldicott, while the 3xv are at home to Hornets seconds. The firsts don't have a game next week and are away to Dings in The Bristol Cobination Cup on the 29th December.

Onlooker's View

The faithful Cobweb Corner and No necks who ventured into Devon to support their team could not believe the state of the pitch. Theywere convinced the game would not be played, because there were not enough canoes. The locals said that if the tide was in we would have to have worn arm bands. A great performance from our youngsters especially those who had swimming certificates.

Coach's Comments

9th December 2012
By Nick Hill

An honest appraisal says it was difficult to play any flowing rugby on a very heavy pitch that favoured the 10 man style rugby of the home side. That said, the lads never gave up and with a few players playing out of position, to leave with a losing bonus point was better than nothing.

It has been a difficult first half of the season, with injuries, unavailabilities and commitment problems, but the nucleus of players that are commited are determined to work hard in order to make the second half of the season more successful.

I'd like to thank everyone for their continued support and a special mention must go to Body Management and Future Stars for both their financial and conditioning input.

Next training is Thursday 27th, 19:00 at The Hand (weather permitting).

Rumours that cobweb corner are rife with Aids were confirmed by Cobweb chairman Mike Thomas, who stated "yes we do have aids – hearing aids, walking aids, incontinence aids and government aids".

Merry Christmas and a happy new year - Hilly

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, M.Taylor, D.Ashfield, M.Winter, T.Thie (c), G.Towers, D.Vivian, J.Williams, A.Giltrow, A.Blundell, S.Hunt, H.Foley, H.Russell, D.Rawle. Replacements: H.Knowles, A.Dauncey, J.Davis.

This was a typical hard fought local derby with both sides afraid to lose.

Bridgwater started off the better, but good Clevedon defence kept them out. The bigger Bridgwater pack seemed to dominate, but Clevedon looked dangerous when they moved the ball wide.

Clevedon took the lead with a well struck penalty by Mike Taylor. Bridgwater soon equalised with a penalty. Before half time Clevedon lost captain Tom Thie and Harrison Knowles to facial injuries.

The second half started with a little more purpose with both sides throwing caution to the wind and Clevedon looking the most likely to score.

Bridgwater came close with forward drives near the Clevedon line, but Clevedon dug deep and managed to protect their whitewash. Clevedon were now getting on top in the scrums and after numerous 5 metre scrums, Dave Rawle went over for a try, the conversion hitting the upright.

The final stages showed Clevedon on top with Harley Foley again with Harvey Russell outstanding in the Clevedon pack.

Next week, Clevedon are away to Paignton. The coach leaves at 10:45 and the cost will be £5.00 for supporters. The kick off is at 14:30.

Onlooker's View

Cobweb corner were very pleased with the win over Bridgwater. It was quite noticeable in the clubhouse afterwards that the coach was also carried away with the success over his old club. While eating the after match meal he had very little control of his hands and as a result his carrots and peas were all over the place. We put it down to pure excitement or does he have the shakes?

Coach's Comments

9th December 2012
By Nick Hill

Team: G.Towers, O.James, M.Taylor, A.Vailes, M.Winter, T.Thie (c), H.Knowles, D.Vivian, J.Williams, A.Dauncey, A.Giltrow, A.Blundell, H.Foley, H.Russell, M.Carpenter Replacements: M.Lowis, K.Soper.

Clevedon must be wondering how they lost this game by such a margin. It was not a bad performance. Clevedon had all the early play, but could not score.

They lost the ball on the Petherton line who counter attacked and scored a converted try. Again, it was all Clevedon whose forwards produced ample possession only for the backs to squander their chances.

On another rare venture into the Clevedon half, Petherton scored a second converted try. Clevedon having had 70% possession found themselves 14 nil down at half time.

The second half was much of the same with Clevedon having plenty ball, but could do nothing with it. Petherton defended well and took their opportunities when they came.

A poor clearance kick resulted in a third try and a catch and drive at the lineout brought a fourth, which was converted.

Near the end, a chip out of defence was caught and produced a fifth try.

Clevedon must have wondered what happened to all their possession and unfortunately there was no cutting edge in midfield to use it. On occasions they were at sixes and sevens.

The forwards gave a great display with Harley Foley and Harvey Russell with Matt Carpenter, outstanding in the back row. The front five scrummaged well and the lineout was a success, but at the end of the day Petherton were more clinical and streetwise.

Next week, Clevedon are at home to Bridgwater, kick off is at 14:30 and as usual is preceded by a Vice President's lunch at 13:30.

Onlooker's View

A small band of cobweb corner watched this and were dismayed with the result having had so much possession. As far as they were concerned it was not such a bad day with England beating the All Blacks and Swansea City beating Arsenal away. Lets hope we all pull together next week for the long awaited Bridgwater game. All the best Nick.

Coach's Comments

17th November
By Nick Hill

An honest appraisal says it was another hard afternoon that was painful to watch. Take nothing away from Pethy, who deserved their win, the score line did somewhat flatter them. Having had the lion's share of possession, but with nothing to show for it, is naturally disappointing, we dominated up front for long periods but sadly couldn't make it pay out wide.

Pethy are a good outfit and typify what can be achieved if you are committed, although individually there are no superstars, they work hard for each other and deserve to be where they are in the league and this is something we must learn from.

We have had our injuries and we have lost the services of some of last year's squad, but with some of the squad unable to train every week and some others seemingly not wanting to, it's always going to be an uphill battle to produce a team performance on a Saturday.

The reason we did well last year was quite simply commitment to working hard in the week. For me commitment is simple, you're either in or you're not, no excuses !

It was a great day for cobweb corner though and as they say things come in threes, Swansea City beating Arsenal, England beating the All Blacks and Richard Potts getting his round in !!

Team: G.Towers, O.James, M.Taylor, D.Ashfield, M.Winter, T.Thie (c), H.Knowles, D.Vivian, J.Williams, A.Giltrow, A.Blundell, S.Hunt, H.Foley, D.Rawle, M.Carpenter, Replacements: M.Lowis, A.Dauncey, B.Littleton.

After an inspiring cup win last week, it was pleasing to see Clevedon playing better and with more confidence. A welcome 5 points were gratefully received.

Clevedon started well and some good defensive work by North Dorset kept Clevedon at bay. Clevedon spurned a try scoring opportunity when not passing with a two man overlap and the whitewash begging to be crossed.

Clevedon missed a kickable penalty in heavy conditions before a good handling movement saw Oscar James score in the corner. Clevedon attacked at every opportunity and were rewarded with a try after a devastating run by Ben Littleton. This gave Clevedon a cushion going into half time.

The second half again showed Clevedon's willingness to run the ball. The Clevedon forwards were beginning to get on top and it was only good North Dorset defence that stopped Clevedon.

North Dorset had their fair share of possession, but Clevedon always kept them at bay. A length of the field move after a great break by Harry Knowles saw Dean Ashfield go over.

Clevedon were putting the visitors under great pressure in the scrums and from one, Steve Hunt went over allowing Mike Taylor to convert.

Late in the game North Dorset scored a deserved consolation try. There were promising performances from MOTM Harley Foley, Alex Giltrow and George Towers, all good youngsters for the future.

Next Saturday, Clevedon are away to table toppers North Petherton in a repeat of last season's Somerset Cup final. The kick off is at 14:30.

Onlooker's View

Has he recoverd?

Coach's Comments

17th November
By Nick Hill

What words of wisdom are there this week?

An honest appraisal says this was a much improved performance, especially in such heavy conditions. The lads were much more focussed and played some good stuff in less than ideal conditions.

It is always difficult to break sides down and play flowing rugby on days like Saturday but that is exactly what the lads did. Bar one indiscretion late on our defence held firm and all the tries were well worked, involving some cracking offloading, on the way to a bonus point win and if Mikey had his kicking boots on the score could have been more.

That said I'm not complaining !! We're far from out of the woods, but a win does wonders for morale and confidence.

Special thanks this week to Cobweb corner gigolo, Mike Thomas and Neville 'Five Prongs' for their hard work in getting the pitch payable. Forking geniuses!!!

In this Somerset Cup match, Clevedon fielded a young experimental side who rewarded the coach with a positive performance.

Clevedon took an early lead with a try by Dean Ashfield, which was converted by Mike Taylor. Frome, not to be outdone, hit back with two tries, one being converted.

This woke Clevedon up and a good forward surge saw prop Dave Vivian go over for a try. Frome then edged into the lead with a penalty. Clevedon had a player yellow carded and during this period Frome crashed over from a lineout to lead 20 -12 at the break.

The second half saw Clevedon turn on the gas and played some delightful rugby. Ben Littleton scored a try from a 5 metre scrum. Mike Taylor converted.

A blindside break saw Dean Ashfield go over and both sides continued to throw the ball about, with Clevedon getting the final score with a push over try by Ben Littleton, which Taylor converted.

A good game and a good result.

14th November
By Nick Hill

Sunday's cup game at Frome at least gave us the chance to put the Chard performance behind us, but with a reshuffled side we found it difficult to assert any authority early on. Against a determined home side we lost the first half 20-12 (again !!)

The second half performance was a bit more like it, where we kept to our game plan and scored 22 unanswered points. With several second teamers on board, who all played superbly, it was good to get a much needed win.

In the last couple of weeks it has become clear which players want to be here and tough it out and which ones don't.

Big thanks go to cobweb corner for sponsoring the coach on Sunday. Frome committee members were apparently up in arms after the remembrance silence was rudely interrupted by the sound of a mobile phone ringing loudly. Although the perpetrator has remained nameless the ringtone had a very familiar sound to it !!

This was Clevedon's worst performance of the season. The Clevedon forwards were completely out played and used the wrong tactics.

Clevedon took an early lead with a great try by Mike Winter. Clevedon missed a kickable conversion. Chard always looked dangerous and got on the scoreboard with a penalty.

The game was end to end, but when Clevedon got good ball they kept coming back inside playing to Chard's strength. Clevedon's forwards could not cope with the rolling maul or the catch and drive at the lineout. They even struggled in the scrums, which is normally one of their strengths.

Clevedon against the run of play scored a try by Dean Ashfield, which Mike Taylor converted. Clevedon then had a player yellow carded and from the resulting scrum conceded a push over try. Clevedon led 12-10 at the break.

The second half was one way traffic. Clevedon hardly got out of their own half and when they did, they slowed the game down and played into Chard's hands. Chard took the lead after constant pressure with a try in the corner. Chard applied continual pressure on the Clevedon line, but great Clevedon defence kept them at bay. The loss of Harvey Russell did not help their cause.

In the dying seconds Chard scored a second push over try to secure a deserved victory. Clevedon will now have to win games soon to get out of the relegation zone.

Next Saturday, Clevedon are at home to North Dorset, another promoted side. The kick off is at 14:30 preceded by a Vice President's lunch at 13:30.

Onlooker's View

Deja Vu again!

Due to a bout of the sniffles, the old codger isn't fit enough to comment this week.

Coach's Comments

14th November
By Nick Hill

The coach will no doubt refer to Roget's Thesaurus for the correct adjectives, but he won't find the them in there. He should instead refer to the Viz publication entitled Roger's Profanisaurus.

An honest appraisal says the first half was even and the second half was even worse !

After a very bright start we went downhill fast – set piece mistakes, falling off tackles, missed kicks, a total loss of shape, honestly I can't think of a time we have performed worse. Taking nothing away from Chard, who are a very workman like side, they came with a game plan and stuck to it. On a heavy pitch their driving play paid off and with the referee not playing the 5 second 'use it' law we had no answer. Enough said.

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, M.Taylor, D.Ashfield, M.Winter, T.Thie (c), G.Towers, D.Vivian, J.Williams, A.Giltrow, A.Blundell, S.Hunt, D.Rawle, H.Russell, B.Littleton.Replacements: A.Dauncey, H.Knowles, B.Bosley.

Again on the road, Clevedon missed out on a losing bonus point, especially in a game they could have won if they had taken their chances.

Clevedon had a chance in the first few minutes after a promising move ended with the final pass not being given, with the whitewash at their mercy. Ironically. it was Cullompton who took the lead from a scrum and a blindside break, which beat the Clevedon defence. The try was converted.

Back came Clevedon and after some good forward approach work, Steve Hunt scored a tr, which Mike Taylor converted. Clevedon then had a player yellow carded and as a result, the 14 men missed numerous tackles to concede a converted try. Before the break Cullompton kicked a penalty to lead 17-7.

Clevedon, now playing up the slope, had to dig deep and with Mike Taylor off the field injured and had their backs to the wall. The character of the team began to show, but unfortunately although they defended well they created chances and could not put them away.Cullompton increased their lead with a dropped goal.

Back came Clevedon and scored a good try when Mike Lowis hit the line at pace. Clevedon, now without a recognised kicker, missed chances to win, but it was not to be. The game ended with Clevedon pressing, but to no avail.

Next weekend, Clevedon have a double header. On Saturday, they are at home to Chard in the rearranged league match. The kick off is at 14:30 preceded by a Vice President's lunch at 13:30. On Sunday, they are away to Frome in the Somerset Cup and the kick off is at 14:00.

Onlooker's View

I wonder what he'll make of this week's game.

What a day. Cobweb corner set out from the club in the spare Hawthorns coach. On arrival at Cullompton, they had a nice meal which involved sprouts

After the game, although disappointed, they realised that the young Clevedon side are nearly there and soon will be picking up the points. The only worry was the trip back and the sprouts. Quite a number of cobweb corner suffer with flatulence, so it was gas masks at the ready. Thankfully, they did survive.

Coach's Comments

3rd November
By Nick Hill

The coach was heard saying rocket more than once during this game - he certainly didn't say sparkler that's for sure. Penny for you Fawkes Hilly.

An honest appraisal says this was another one that got away, sloppy defence early on and missed chances cost us dearly. We look like a side that are desperate to get over the try line, a side not high in confidence and we lack a bit of composure in the red zones.

Not being able to select the same side two weeks in a row definitely doesn't help and statistics show that only five players have played every game so far.

That said I cannot knock the effort the lads showed on Saturday and as reported we did create more than enough chances to win the game. It is very much a matter of toughing it out at the moment.

As the chairman's dog would say it's a bit of wuff luck !!

Our thoughts are with cobweb corner again this week after the sad loss of honorary member Dad's Army's Clive Dunn.

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, M.Taylor, R.Biggins, M.Winter, T.Thie (c), G.Towers, D.Vivian, J.Williams, A.Dauncey, A.Giltrow, A.Blundell, A.Vailes, H.Russell, B.Littleton.Replacements: H.Knowles, K.Soper.

This game started with both sides conceding penalties, but it was the hosts who took the lead with a try down the blindside, due to poor defending. Clevedon then had a player yellow carded.

Clevedon got on the scoreboard with an intercepted pass and a sprint to the line for Harvey Russell who was Clevedon's man of the match. Clevedon then lost number 8 Ben Littleton to a leg injury, which left Clevedon playing with 4 props in the pack. Not ideal for a running game.

Wadebridge regained the lead with another blindside try, which was converted. A poor aspect of Clevedon's game were the restart kick offs. Despite this, Clevedon scored two excellent wing tries to lead 15-12 at the break.

Wadebridge started the second half with an early try from a line out, which was converted. Clevedon now were up against it with the pack tiring and the backs living off limited possession.

Clevedon's defence wide out was poor and found it difficult to defend the bouncing ball. A kick to the corner was poorly defended and they conceded a converted try. The same happened later on with the same result.

Clevedon still had chances to get a fourth try for a bonus point, but were pulled down short of the white wash too often.

It is obvious that without Owen Biggins, Matt Carpenter and Steve Hunt missing from the pack due to injury Clevedon find it difficult to function up front.

Onlooker's View

An exhilarating trip to Cornwall will have made his weekend.

Great day out, pity about the result, but we will get there. Chaos transport wise, well done Nick. Adam, thank you for our lift, it certainly was an education at pace.

It is the quietest Cobweb corner have ever been and poor old Jim was lost for words. Anyway, thanks to everybody and a safe journey home.

Coach's Comments

27th October 2012
By Nick Hill

The coach who caught Tourettes will speak soon...

An honest appraisal says it was fextremely disappointing to get nothing again in our second visit to Cornwall. Even without a few regulars and players out of their usual positions, we could have got something out of the game. To concede two very soft tries early on only made things more difficult for us as we can't afford to give sides a head start.

That said, for most of the first half we gave them a lesson in how to play running rugby and probably deserved to go in at half time further ahead. Having used both of our replacements through injury, the second half was always going to be difficult against any home side that simply had too much for us to deal with.

I'm not about to make any excuses, we fielded the strongest side we could on the day and all of them can hold their heads up for never giving up. One thing is for sure; with all the long trips out of the way I'm sure that we will now have more availability, which will make us a different proposition.

In reply to the Tourette's comment. On Saturday I unwittingly parked my car in a disabled area at Wadebridge, the attendant asked me what my handicap was? "Tourette's" I replied, now saunter off !!

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, M.Taylor, R.Biggins, M.Winter, T.Thie (c), G.Towers, D.Vivian, J.Williams, A.Giltrow, S.Hunt, A.Blundell, A.Vailes, H.Russell, M.Carpenter.Replacements: A.Dauncey, H.Knowles, D.Rawle.

This was a nail biter from start to finish, a typical old fashioned local derby. Cleve took an early lead with a penalty. Clevedon played most of the rugby, but could not cross the white wash through good defensive work and over zealous play.

Clevedon got on the scoreboard with a penalty by Mike Taylo and Clevedon took the lead before half time with a second penalty. Clevedon lead 6-3 at the break having had 75% of the game.

The second half started with Taylor kicking his third penalty.

Clevedon were playing good running rugby, but lacked the finishing cutting edge. Against the run of play, Cleve kicked a penalty. Clevedon then started to cut loose and Matthew Carpenter score a good try in the corner.

Clevedon now had their tales up and a move started off by Mike Lowis saw Mike Taylor go over after good support play by Mike Winter. A lineout move saw Clevedon move the length of the field with Jack Williams being brought down short of the line.

Going into the last quarter, Cleve started to turn the screw. They scored a try with a catch and drive at the lineout. This was converted. They then kicked two penalties to draw level. Clevedon's defence was tested ,but held firm. Then deep into injury time Mike Taylor kicked a penalty to win the game.

A good solid performance from a young side.

Next Saturday, Clevedon are away to Wadebrdige. The kick off is at 15:00.

Onlooker's View

Is there no end to the tension?

What a day,what a game. The heart beats were pulsating. The beer was flowing with cobweb corner and when it was time to return home they got on the bus to "The Vibe" and not the Hawthorns. There is no fool like an old fool.

Coach's Comments

24th October 2012
By Nick Hill

The 50 Shades of Grey look is getting more distinguished as the season wears on - what verbal position will the caoch take this week?

An honest appraisal says it was a very frustrating afternoon, but a win's a win, as they say. Taking nothing away from Cleve, who are always a difficult proposition, we should have been out of sight by half time, given the amount of possession we had.

We need to learn, and very soon, that if we don't score early on, we must be patient and stick to our game plan. You won't score off first phase rugby and we need to keep our shape in order to break teams down, otherwise it leads to frustration, a lack of cohesion and unforced errors.

That said there were still some fine individual performances and when we did put phases together, we looked much the better side. We are determined to build on this win and bring some consistency to our play.

Our thoughts this week are with the friends and family of cobweb corner member and programme seller, Bill Mulligan who sadly passed away last week. Regards to Elvis Bill and keep the seats warm, there could be a few more on their way soon, the way we're playing.

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, M.Taylor, R.Biggins, H.Knowles, T.Thie (c), G.Towers, D.Vivian, J.Williams, A.Dauncey, A.Giltrow, S.Hunt, A.Vailes, H.Russell, M.Carpenter.Replacements: K.Soper, B.Largerton.

Because of injuries and late cry offs, Clevedon took a young dedicated team into deepest Cornwall. They put up an excellent show and with one or two better options should have won the game.

Clevedon took an early lead with Mike Lowis setting up a try for Mike Taylor, which he converted. Camborne hit back with a penalty. A great handling movement saw new No.8 Matt Carpenter score a try in the corner.

Clevedon threw the ball around with confidence and should have scored two more tries before the break. Camborne kicked a second penalty on the stroke of half time for a 6-12 scorline.

Camborne, now playing down the slope, looked a different team and a slick handling movement resulted in a converted try. Camborne now led 13-12. This lead was increased with yet another penalty with the young referee now tending to listen to the multitude of refs on the touchline.

In a good attacking position Clevedon chipped ahead in the red zone,Camborne caught the ball and raced the length of the field to score a try. Camborne kicked yet another penalty.

Both sides now had players yellow carded to help cool the situation. A fine attacking move and off loading resulted in a second try for Taylor who added the points, taking the score to 24-19.

Clevedon were now in with a chance of a losing bonus point or even the win.T his did not happen, because Camborne were awarded a penalty in injury time.,/p>

Clevedon came away empty handed ,but with their heads held high after a good gutsy performance on the road.

Next Saturday, Clevedon are at home to Cleve. The kick off is at 15:00, preceded by the usual lunch at 13:30.

Onlooker's View

A long trip - was he too tired to write his view?

The long trip into Cornwall took its toll on everyone. It was quite noticeable that the coach could not dress himself properly, with one trouser leg outside outside his Paddington Bear wellies and the other inside. He must have still had his mind on the video show on the bus. Ah, well what a great day, cobweb corner slept well.

Coach's Comments

13th October 2012
By Nick Hill

With all the positional changes, coach Hill didn't know whether he was coming or going.

An honest appraisal says the lads were very unlucky to leave Cornwall with nothing to show for their efforts. The first half performance was very impressive, particularly our offloading and support play, as was our defensive line speed. We scored two very good tries and had we managed to finish off a couple more of our chances, there would have been no way back for Camborne.

The second half was always going to be difficult playing up the slope and despite a few things going against us, heads never dropped and we battled to the end.

What was pleasing from a coaching perspective was that even with a number of players playing out of position, we still looked like a good side and the work we have been doing in training is starting to show.

I can't praise the effort of the lads enough, especially those that stepped up to the mark after last minute cry offs. In a team game you have to work hard for each other and earn your team mates respect and that's exactly what everyone did on Saturday.

Cobweb corner: When asked to comment about 'The Inbetweeners', one Cobweb Corner member replied "it's years since I've been in between 'ers".

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, D.Ashfield, R.Biggins, M.Carpenter, T.Thie (c), H.Knowles, D.Vivian, J.Williams, A.Giltrow, S.Hunt, J.Davis, O.Biggins, H.Russell, B.Littleton.Replacements: J.Huxtable, K.Soper, D.Rawle.

All Clevedon got from this game was a losing bonus point on the road and this was by far their best performance of the season.

Clevedon attacked from the start and were unlucky not to score from the kick off after good work by Matthew Carpenter. Clevedon, playing down the slope, took the game to the hosts who struggled to get out of their own half. The Clevedon forwards were fired up and outstanding performances by youngsters Jack Williams and Andy Davis were noticeable.

Clevedon starting without a recognised kicker missed three kickable penalties, which at the end of the day proved to be vital.

A counter attack from their own line saw Clevedon take the lead with an excellent try. Rory Biggins started the moved carried on by man of the match Dean Ashfield and finished off by Jack Williams. James Huxtable, now on as a replacement, kicked the conversion. Clevedon were unlucky not to increase their lead, but solid defence kept them at bay.

The second half started in dramatic style with Old Reds scoring a fine try in the corner, which was converted. They soon took the lead with a second try. Clevedon then picked themselves up and played some good rugby up the slope and were unlucky not to add to their score.

There were numerous outstanding performances notably from props Dave Vivian and Alex Giltrow. As normal Owen Biggins and Harvey russell were well to the fore. A much improved performance.

Next Saturday, Clevedon are at home to newbies Chard. The kick off at 15:00, preceded by the usual lunch at 14:00.

Onlooker's View

Will he remember to send his comments about this near win?

Cobweb Corner's day out in their automobile is now becoming a regular thing. The old boys look forward to be driven around to support their team.

It was a pleasing game apart from the result, which all through the game kept the pacemakers up to speed. They eventually arrived back at the club after a refreshment stop and a few pints with Mike Sweet.

We hoped that the coach took heart from the youngsters and did not take things out on his lovely blonde wife and her faithful companion, the black hound.

Coach's Comments

29th September 2012
By Nick Hill

There was plenty of good stuff in this game to please the coach - but what will he say?

An honest appraisal says that whilst it was disappointing to lose a game that maybe we should have won, it was very encouraging to see the effort the lads put in from start to finish. Our first half performance was our best to date and it was pleasing to see the hard work we had done on our defence this week pay dividends.

The lads worked really hard for each other all game but our decision making, and a lack of patience in the red zone, denied us the win. There are however plenty of positives to take from this game and it is a matter of us continuing to work hard to improve our performances week on week. If we do this the wins will follow.

Given the introduction of a number of new faces and that we have had a number of injuries to key players this season it is encouraging to see how well the lads have performed, without really getting into top gear.

Reading the story about Richard Potts reminded me of another story about when Richard visited the Health Centre. Apparently, he was asked to provide a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample. Rich, being hard of hearing, looked to his wife and said "What ?". Mrs Potts replied "He needs your Y fronts".

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, D.Ashfield, M.Carpenter, T.Thie (c), J.Huxtable, H.Knowles, D.Vivian, J.Williams, K.Soper, A.Giltrow, S.Hunt, O.Biggins, H.Russell, B.Littleton.Replacements: R.Biggins, J.Davis, D.Rawle.

This was a vastly improved performance from last week, with the young Clevedon braves playing with confidence and not afraid to play a wide expansive game.

Both sides attacked from the start and created chances, but good defensive work by both sides kept each other at bay. Thornbury took the lead through a clever kick ahead, which foxed the home defence and resulted in a try. Clevedon soon hit back with an excellent try by midfield star Dean Ashfield. James Huxtable converted.

Play was played at a fast pace and Clevedon increased their lead with a penalty by Huxtable, to lead 10-5 at the break.

Clevedon started the second half where they left off, attacking at every moment. Well to the fore were the youngsters. Jack Williams, Matthew Carpenter, Harry knowles, Oscar james and fly half James Huxtable. It was obvious that the veterans did the graft for the babes to flourish.

Thornbury had ample possession, but squandered a great deal, mainly due to the good Clevedon tackling. James Huxtable kicked his second penalty to put Clevedon clear. Back came Thornbury, but a timely in terception by old head Steve Hunt save the day. Clevedon's scrum was solid, helped by the return to the fold of Kevin Soper. good all round performance.

Next Saturday, Clevedon are away to Old Reds. The kick off at 15:00 - let's hope it stops raining.

Onlooker's View

They were excited by this performance.

Well what a revelation. It was nice to see a smile on the face of Nick Hill again. His words of wisdom obviously worked. It made cobweb corner very happy, although there were moments when we had to change our underwear. The Butcombe went down very well, thanks boys.

Coach's Comments

22nd September 2012
By Nick Hill

Once he's stopped smiling his comments will be here.

An honest appraisal says yes, this was a much better team performance from the lads, particularly after training this week, which was severely hampered firstly by injury and secondly by unavailability, owing to the fact that the clever boys have all gone back to university.

Thornbury are always a test for any side and are probably the best side we have played so far this season. The lads were totally committed and managed to play some decent stuff at times. Yes, we are still a long way off where we want to be, but the signs are far more encouraging than they were at this time last week.

There were pleasing performances from everyone but is was good to see the young no 9 and 10 finding their feet, also young prop Kevin Soper who covered every blade of grass on the semi-circle.

Rumour has it that, following Saturday's game and after a few celebratory pints of Butcombe, a member of Cobweb corner, who wishes to remain anonymous, decided to round the night off with some intimate cuddles with 'er indoors'. Unfortunately, said member ended up in hospital as he couldn't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm. In short he didn't know if he was coming or going. At the point of going to press the identity of said member remains unknown.

Team: R.Biggins, O.James, D.Ashfield, M.Taylor, T.Thie (c), J.Huxtable, H.Knowles, D.Vivian, J.Williams, A.Giltrow, S.Hunt, A.Blundell, O.Biggins, H.Russell, B.Littleton.Replacements: A.Vailes, B.Bosley, M.Carpenter.

Clevedon suffered their first defeat of the season with another disappointing display. Certain aspects of play were better than last week, but mistakes are costing points.

The opening stages were equal, Clevedon had chances, but could not capitalise on them. Clevedon lost possession near the home line and a counterattack resulted in a converted try for Oldfield against the run of play.

Again in an attacking position, Clevedon lost the ball and the counter attack resulted in a second try. Clevedon did not know what hit them. It was a sterling performance by Owen Biggins that helped to settle Clevedon down and good Clevedon pressure forced Oldfield to clear their lines and Tom Thie poached a try in the corner. Oldfield led 12-5 at half time.

The second half started dramatically for Clevedon. Another lost ball on their own line cost them a try, which was converted from the touchline. Clevedon then lost two influential players in Mike Taylor and Rory Biggins to injury.

Ashley Vailes was introduced to the fray and playing in a ninth forwards style lifted the morale of the forwards who started to dominate. As a result of good support play by the forwards Alex Giltrow scored a try.

Clevedon now had their tails up and a penalty by James Huxtable reduced the lead. Unfortunately, Oldfield, going for their first win of the season, hit back with a late converted try to win the game.

Again good performances from Jack Williams, Owen Biggins and Dave Vivian. Disappointing, but it will improve.

Onlooker's View

Cobweb corner were rather silent on Saturday having watched their team suffer an away defeat, which could have been a win. There was silence going home in the Hawthorns mini bus. The only answer was a few pints of Butcombe to drown their sorrows and give the coaching staff all the positives they deserved.

Coach's Comments

17th September 2012
By Nick Hill

An honest appraisal says this was a disappointing defeat which, like the first two games, was at times painful to watch. Like all our supporters we are all aware that performances to date have been less than satisfactory. That said we do need to bear in mind that for some players it is their first experiences in a first team shirt and we also have a sizeable injury and unavailability list, that has not helped matters.

On Saturday you could see just how desperate the lads were to put that right and despite having 70% of the ball, the final pass, or poor ball retention, again let us down. Rugby can be a cruel game and on Saturday we were severely punished as all but one of Oldfield's tries came from our mistakes.

On a positive, when we did keep our shape we looked much the better side, so it really is a case of working hard for each other to get through this patch and I'm sure we will. After all, you don't turn in to a bad team overnight.

At times like this we need everyone to get behind us, it's all too easy to criticise and be negative, but leagues are not won and lost in September and we all know that on our day we are more than capable of dealing with any opposition.

I can only assume that the lack of comments from cobweb corner means that the game was too much for the coffin dodgers and indeed they have gone off to meet Elvis.

Team: R.Biggins, O.James, D.Ashfield, M.Taylor, T.Thie (c), J.Huxtable, A.Vailes, B.Bosley, J.Williams, A.Giltrow, S.Hunt, A.Blundell, J.Davis, H.Russell, B.Littleton.Replacements: B.Summerell, D.Rawle, M.Carpenter.

This was not a game for the faint hearted.

Paignton started the better of the two sides and Clevedon had difficulty getting their hands on the ball. Fortunately, the tackling was a little better than last week, which helped to keep the visitors at bay.

Paignton took the lead with a penalty, but then missed two kickable efforts. Clevedon were still lucky to be in contention. The Paignton packed dominated the forward play, which obviously was their strength.

Clevedon through the excellent pitching of Jack Williams always won good ball, but then going into the tackle they lost possession, because the ball retention was poor. The half time score was 3 nil to Paignton.

The second half started with Clevedon still on the back foot.

Clevedon had their chances, but were unable to put them away. Paignton increased their lead with a clever kick to the corner, which was gathered by the winger to score a try in the corner. This lead was increased with another penalty to lead 11 nil.

All was not lost and the introduction of Matt Carpenter seemed to give life to the Clevedon side. The forwards now upped their game and constant pressure on the Paignton line yielded in a penalty try, which James Huxtable converted. It was now game on.

A well worked handling movement resulted in Rory Biggins scoring in the corner. Huxtable converted. In a frantic last five minutes Clevedon managed to keep Paignton out.

The final whistle was a welcome relief to players and supporters.

Next Saturday, Clevedon play Oldfield Old Boys away. The kick off is at 15:00.

Onlooker's View

Many more performances like that will reduce the membership of Cobweb Corner.

It was noticable that the normally well tanned face of coach Nick Hill had an ashened look and his vocal chords could be heard up on Dial Hill. One member of Cobweb Corner went to Morrisons to shop hoping that when she came back things would have improved - no such luck. She stayed with her Cobweb husband and started to pray. That did the trick so she can come again.

Coach's Comments

13th September 2012
By Nick Hill

After this close shave, will the coach retain his shining wit or not? Judge for yourselves.

An honest appraisal says we really did need our get out of jail card last week. Take nothing away from Paignton, who came to the Vale with a somewhat limited game plan, they performed well and were unlucky to leave without a win. That said I don't see them as title chasing material.

Speaking from coaches' point of view it was a really disappointing performance, instead of playing with our usual pace and width, we chose to get in an arm wrestle with the heavy Paignton pack, which is exactly what suited them. Paignton did their best to slow things at the break down, some might say cynically so, but it's all about playing the ref and the conditions. The truth is it's up to us to deal with it. Rugby is a collision sport and at times on Saturday we were found wanting.

In the two games played so far we looked like a side that has turned up expecting it to happen, without putting the hard work in to make it happen. Whether we like it or not other sides see us as one of the title chasing teams, therefore when they play us they are hungry to win. This is a hunger we must quickly get back in our game.

It's easy to make excuses, like we had players missing and some players were experiencing their first taste of senior rugby, but we all know we can do much better than the two games so far have shown. One thing is for sure if we carry on playing the way we have we will soon run out of get out of jail cards.

It was insinuated by a member of the coffin dodgers, sorry I mean cobweb corner, that my voice could be heard on dial hill and my face has lost its tan. The reason for this is that I have taken a vow not to shout at the ref, or at least try not to. During Saturday's game, to relieve the pressure, I chose to turn my back and only shout if we made any basic mistakes. So by half time I had lost my voice and by 60 minutes my total lung capacity had gone.

God knows how the supporters and especially cobweb corner coped, any more games like that and a few of them will be off to meet Elvis.

Team: M.Lowis, O.James, M.Taylor, A.Vailes, T.Thie (c), R.Biggins, H.Knowles, D.Vivian, J.Williams, A.Giltrow, S.Hunt, A.Blundell, H.Johnson, H.Russell, B.Littleton.Replacements: J.Davis, B.Bosley, J.Huxtable.

This was the one that nearly got away.

In conditions made for running rugby the crowd were given a feast. Sidmouth took the lead in the second minute with a well executed try. Clevedon playing down the slope soon hit back with a try by Alistair Blundell after a quickly taken tapped penalty. Mike Taylor converted.

Back came Sidmouth to score their second try, after missed tackles in midfield. This try was converted. In a frantic 20 minutes, Clevedon hit back to take the lead with a slick lineout move enabling debutant hooker Jack Williams to score in the corner. Mike Taylor converted.

With their noses in front, Clevedon played with more confidence and a counter attack started by Mike Lowis resulted in captain Tom Thie scoring wide out. Taylor again converting.

Good work from the lineout saw Ben Littleton score a try, which Taylor converted. Right on the stroke of half time Sidmouth struck again with a fine try. Clevedon led 28-17 at the turn around.

The second half showed the normal Sidmouth fight back, but it was Clevedon who scored first with a quick tapped penalty taken by debutant scrum half Harry Knowles, who put skipper Thie in for his second try. Clevedon now led 33-17.

Clevedon seemed to think the game was won, but the hosts had other ideas. Poor tackling by the Clevedon backs allowed Sidmouth back into the game. Sidmouth waltzed through the Clevedon defence to score a converted try.

In the last move of the game Sidmouth scored another converted try. Then the final whistle went and the Clevedon team were relieved.

Notable appearances were former colts Andy Davis and Blaise Bosley. An encouraging start to hard season ahead.

Next week, Paignton are visiting for a 15:00 kick off, preceded by a Voce President's lunch at 13:30.

Onlooker's View

Cobweb Corner had a day out at the seaside.

Having got off the bus they ventured into the town to sample the local brew and fish and chips then having to pay £5 entry fee, which dug deep into their pensions. They settled in the glorious sunshine to enjoy their rugby instead of the usual siesta.

Things started well, but late in the game when things were going wrong their heart beats started to race. Fortunately, next to the ground was the local hospital and a retirement home and with numerous missed tackles it was thought that Cobweb Corner would end up in one or the other for the night before they returned to The Hawthorns.

After a few beers everyone felt better and neither was needed, but all slept well on the way home.

Coach's Comments

1st September 2012
By Nick Hill

A bonus point away win on our first league outing is not a bad start considering we never really got out of second gear.

An honest appraisal says, although we looked a bit rusty at times we played some good stuff and would have scored more if we had showed a little more patience. There's lots of work to be done, particularly when we don't have the ball, we need to tighten our defence and our general awareness and communication needs to improve.

However, it's only our first game so we shouldn't be too critical, what is promising is the performances of the young colts (Jack 'The Owl' Williams, Harry Knowles and Andy Davis), plus Blaize Bosley and James Huxtable all making their league debuts and looking like seasoned vets. The referee even commented that he had never seen such a young side (obviously at that point he hadn't noticed Hunty and Lowis !!).

You're only as good as your last game and we will be looking to work hard in training this week in order to improve our performance against Paington on Saturday.

One issue that came to light on Saturday concerned our kicker Mikey Taylor, who was having a good day with the boot. Unfortunately, in the second half, whilst preparing to convert Tom Thie's try he found it impossible to concentrate, due to a very loud snoring sound coming from behind the posts. So incensed was Mike that he drove the ball along the ground in the direction of the said offender. Unconfirmed reports, and match day photographs, suggest that the offender was non other than cobweb corners Mike Thomas, who after over indulging in the pre-match buffet, felt a little nap was in order !!

Mr Thomas was unavailable for comment from the Hawthorns as it was Bingo night.